can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Shame - the story of my life.
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