Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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