that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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