woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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