just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
this will be a night to untag.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
