How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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