Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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