Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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