Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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