Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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