been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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