I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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