How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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