youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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