I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im holly from the hills drunk
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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