I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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