Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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