Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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