After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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