dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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