He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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