The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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