I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
