Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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