She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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