Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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