You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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