Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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