People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
