Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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