A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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