:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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