I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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