Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Are we still banned from the library?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
