Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize