Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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