Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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