I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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