We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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