Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
this is an emotional support booty call
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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