My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Randomize
