i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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