It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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