I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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