Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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