once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
