Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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