he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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