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(313): View more from Michigan

You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now

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(+44): View more from England

if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed

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keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction

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(704): View more from North Carolina

there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol

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