You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
