im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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