i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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