omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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