So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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