I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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